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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I finished the video showcasing my QSMP eggs-as-dragon models! all 11 eggs (sorry Gegg) are included, and they all have custom animations for vanilla animations. I wasn’t able to change the animations from mods, but hopefully they aren’t to off.

The only mod you need is the Customizable Player Models mod for either Forge or Fabric. The download link for the models and the instructions for adding the models to your game are in the video.

Feel free to use these models, just credit me somehow :)

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geminiwishes
prokopetz

Things fanfic is reputed for inserting into the source material:

  • Sex

Things fanfic actually inserts into the source material:

  • Sex
  • Holding hands
  • Bizarre misunderstandings
  • Meticulous descriptions of food and clothing
  • The author’s unaddressed traumas
  • Found family
  • Plausible explanations for existing plot holes
  • Additional plot holes
  • Exciting new frontiers in speculative physics, economics, chemistry, biology, zoology, psychology, theology, and/or ontology
  • Tax evasion
  • Gender
  • Very bad puns
apparentlynotreallyfinnish

What fanfic often removes from the source material:

  • All beds except one
williewaffles
snowkit-and-blackquill

Actually, speaking of the tags on my last post, you guys get so violent over online queer discourse and it’s honestly really fucked up.

I’ve seen baeddels talk about how they want to misgender and beat up “transandrophobia truthers”. I’ve seen people say they’ll kill fellow queer people who use the “toothpaste” ocean mlm flag. I’ve seen exclus talking about sending gore to mspec monos.

You guys seriously need to go outside and maybe get therapy if you have such violent tendencies towards fellow queer people. Like you honestly sound insufferable if you act like this. Where’s this energy towards the politicians killing us? Or do you just hate other queer people who aren’t queer in the way you like?

snowkit-and-blackquill

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just in case i get a “erm this doesn’t happen ☝️🤓” reblog

snowkit-and-blackquill

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If you act like this I genuinely think you need to step away from the screen and maybe talk to a therapist.

williewaffles
sapphling

ever since my gf and i moved in together a couple years ago i've been semi-regularly executing something i call a "prank night." this is something you want to do frequently enough that it's not a special occasion, but spontaneously enough to make it a prank. the set-up for a prank night is simple

  1. listen to your partner and take note of a couple things she's putting off doing, as well as a couple things she's been wanting
  2. wait for a day when your partner is out of the house for work or errands
  3. tell them that you'll be playing videogames/hanging out with the guys/doing very little all day. this way her guard will be down

now you can execute the four core aspects of the prank night

  1. act of service. complete a chore or task that you know she's been dreading. doing the dishes/cleaning the living room/making an appointment/doing the groceries, etc.
  2. lil gift. flowers, chocolate, anything that you know she wants but hasn't felt justified in getting for herself
  3. sustenance. a charcuterie board, a homecooked meal, her favorite snack, or a fancy cocktail can all work
  4. fourth, final, most important, when she gets home you sit her down and eat her out like she's your last meal on death row

The Look On The Girlfriend's Face Will Be Awesome!